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flowertwink:

when someone judges u for eating ass

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(via ruinedchildhood)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via tootsiepoptoes)

grimelords:

I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.

(via hometownglorified)

n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

(Source: dafthappiness, via viral-skies)

Donnie Darko (2001) - by Richard Kelly

(Source: jaredlets, via gaybabyangel)

plop-alot:

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(via ruinedchildhood)

me sexting

boy: what u wearin? ;)
me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

astrobit:

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity

(via ruinedchildhood)